Friday, April 2, 2010

2.5 Hombres




With rumors abound of troubled star Charlie Sheen's possible departure from the hit CBS sitcom "Two & Half Men" we've come up with a list of candidates to fill Charlie's shoes.


1) Emilio Estevez


Why not keep it in the family? Emilio was a star before his little bro and can bring some talent behind the scenes as well(Emilio wrote & directed 2006's Golden Globe nominated drama "Bobby").


2) Richard Grieco


Drugs, Alcohol, Hookers. Check, check, check. He was always a poor man's Charlie Sheen, even though he's probably best remembered for already having been a TV star replacement(joining "21 Jump Street" after Johnny Depp left for much greener pastures). According to his IMDB page Grieco has been MIA since he appeared on "Veronica Mars" three years ago so I know his schedule is clear.


3) Alex O'Loughlin


The star of short-lived CBS programs "Moonlight" and "Three Rivers" is already set to headline the network's reboot of it's classic "Hawaii 5-0" but given his track record carrying shows it won't last long and I don't see any reason why CBS can't just keep throwing him in series after series until he becomes a star.


4) Jesse James


You bump the kid on the show up to a full man credit and then Jesse becomes the half man. Yeah, too easy.


5) Andrew McCarthy
Duckie's nemisis returns! And please name his character Blane.

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