Spring Cleaning

Top 5 most commonly found things in bedroom while cleaning it out for remodeling.

1) Stamps

2) Duplicate prints of pictures

3) My past years tax returns

4) Blank birthday cards

5) Old issues of Maxim magazine (never do get around to reading the articles)

Top 5 Hottest Irish Women

No better way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day than with some lovely Irish ladies.

Erin Go Bragh!


1) Gemma Hayes (singer/songwriter)






















2) Andrea Roche (former Miss Ireland)






















3) Lynn Kelly (former Miss Ireland Universe)






















4) Sarah Bolger (actress)



















5) Nadine Coyle (pop singer)

Top 5 Reasons Why Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt Broke Up

1) Shared nostalgia for 1998 was not enough to keep them together.

2) He kept injuring himself due to her "vagazzling".

3) A ghost told her to dump him.

4) She watched an episode of "The Jamie Kennedy Experiment"

5) President Obama and the Democrats keep trying to shove healthcare reform down the throats of America.

Top 5 Lame Things About Television This Past Week

1) Zach Galifinakis (or more precisely the SNL writers) disappoint with this week's episode of SNL, especially after a surprisingly strong Jennifer Lopez episode the week before.

2) Every part of the Oscars that was not an award presentation, the John Hughes tribute or included the hosts Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin.

3) NBC's new dramedy "Parenthood". Far too much talent on this show for a product so underwhelming and sappy.

4) No new episodes of "Castle" or "House". I need my charming(Castle)and cranky(House)fix.

5) The announcement of a new season of "Dancing with the Stars".

Crystall Baller Meets The 2010 Academy Awards

My Oscar picks. Still time to call the bookie. No time for listing the nominees, just who I think is bringing home the golden bacon.

Best Picture : The Hurt Locker

Best Director : James Cameron, Avatar

Best Actor : Jeff Briges, Crazy Heart

Best Actress : Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side

Best Supporting Actor : Christop Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Best Supporting Actress : Mo'Nique, Precious

Best Original Screenplay : Q.T. for Inglorious Basterds

Best Adapted Screenplay : Jason Reitman for Up In The Air

Best Animated Feature : UP

Best Original Score : UP

Best Original Song : "The Weary Kind" from Crazy Heart

Best Visual Effects : Avatar

Best Cinematography : Avatar

Best Editing : The Hurt Locker

Best Documentary : The Cove

Best Animated Short : Wallace & Grommit will never lose this category if they are nominated in it, seriously, this is the lock of locks.